Latest new rule...

Even as I write on this blog, our learned committee of experts are locked away in a secret, neutral, non-football related location - yes, you've guessed it, the board room at the Ricoh Arena, scribbling out the rules for the Braggers' League.

This is their latest offering:

Five points to any team whose antics provoke radio sporting legend Tony Butler (right) to come out of retirement.

In such event, ten points to any team whose antics drive Butler to such exasperation that he goes back into retirement.

Hang on, I think The Specials are about to go back on stage.

If they spent more time at the Ricoh worrying about their football team and less time pondering on who will do the next retrospective renditions of the last retrospective renditions of Message To You Rudi and Longshot Kick the Bucket, we might even have a 6th team in the Braggers' League.

Too much too young when they needed to be down the training ground...

Jimmy Hill and his Sky Blue Revolution