Friday, 23 July 2010

Braggers' League Annual Awards

At the end of the season we will also invite nominations for the first ever Bragger's League Awards, which may include the following:

  • The Golden Heartbreaker - for the top scorer in the 20 derby games
  • The Pink Evertonian - for the season's worst kit
  • The Golden Rattle - for funniest example of toys thrown from pram
  • Goal of the Season (by a "West Midlands 5" player but in any Premiership or Cup game)
  • Funniest open goal miss in a derby match 
  • Biggest Flop - e.g a high expectation signing who warms the bench all season
  • Golden Ball for the season's best player
  • The Peter Enckelman Award for the biggest career-ruining howler
  • Most Whacky Fan (must be evidenced by pictures)
  • Fashion Nightmare by a player or manager off pitch
  • Posh Bragger- for the most notorious Wag of the Season
  • Game of the season - the region's most hard fought mother of derby humdingers
  • The Big Ron Clanger Award for memorable qoute of the season (for all the right or wrong reasons)
  • Braggers Oscar - for most outstanding display of acting on the pitch
  • Bragger of the Year - nominate one of your mates for bullshit in the face of common sense
  • 12th Man of the Season - awarded to the most controversial referee of the year 
  

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