But you know what happened the last time someone threw limitless millions of pounds at a failing cause?
It was called the recession and we're going to be paying for it for years.
"I say, I say, Wee Alex, I've hurt my ankle"
"Oh no you haven't Master Wayne"
"Oh Yes I have"
"Oh yes you have"
"Oh no I haven't!"
"Haha! Got you there Master Wayne"
"Pah! That's it I'm off to join the boys in blue across the city"
"Oh no don't go Master Wayne, I'll give you a million pounds to stay"
"Is that a million pounds every week little Wee Alex?"
"Och I! But only if ma little gee-gee wins on the 2.30 at Kempton Park"
"Ok shut up now and drink your whiskey"
"Gottle a geer Wayne, gottle a geer"
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